*WARNING - Article contains steamy photos of DIY SOS presenter*
On last night's episode of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! Nick Knowles lay down in a tank and had creepy crawlies poured all over him. Pretty standard stuff really. When he got out of the tank, he had a massive spider in his hair, which had crept onto his dome during the challenge.
However, there is no explanation as to how he ended up with a massive serpent in his trunks during his shower.
The 56-year-old TV presenter-cum-Biffy Clyro guest member seemed very at ease with the snake during his wash in the jungle shower, much as he did with the spider on his head. If anything, there was a certain sultriness to the way he bathed in his skin-tight red trunks. Doubtless, there are now people up and down the country wondering what it would take to charm the snake out of that wet, red basket.
Phwoooooar. Have a go on that.
Nick Knowles knows. Looks like the DIY SOS (Dick Intimidating You? Schlong Of Sauron?) presenter needs a bigger tool kit.
Surely, the many viewers who had been looking forward to Knowlesy's shower scene with relish will not be disappointed. No, seriously - lots of people had been looking forward to this.
... Told you.
So for all those people who have been waiting with baited breath for this steamy scene, here is another sighting of the rare beast... If you look sort of centrally at his red trunks, between his legs, you should be able to spot the rattler.
This isn't the only I'm A Celeb-related objectification doing the rounds, either. Last night's episode saw Dec sporting a very dashing blue shirt for the live shows, but as dapper as he may have looked, that's not what viewers were looking at - nope, the audience's attention was focussed firmly on his wonderfully positioned buttons, which led to #DecsNipples trending on Twitter.
Phewww. Anyone else feeling a little clammy? Cold showers all round after this, surely.
I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! returns tonight at 9pm, so tissues at the ready.
... Because it's going to be an emotional one.
Topics: I'm a celebrity, TV and Film
Jake Massey