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Keith Lemon And Dennis Rodman Have An Exceptionally Hilarious Interview

Patrick Hulbert

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Keith Lemon And Dennis Rodman Have An Exceptionally Hilarious Interview

Featured Image Credit: PA

Through The Keyhole. Used to be a Loyd Grossman, 'Now who'd live in a house like this...' 2pm kind of programme.

Leigh Francis' alter ego Keith Lemon has reinvigorated it, however, making it more post-watershed and humorous.

And this interview with former basketball star Dennis Rodman is absolutely classic.

From not understanding what Keith is saying to taking an age to really explain what 'rebounding' means, it's bloody funny.

Take a look at the pair of them here.

Credit: ITV/Through The Keyhole

For the record, at the end of the clip Dennis is asked what his middle name is - it's Keith.

Rodman's basketball career saw him playing for the Detroit Spinners from 1986-93, then joining San Antonio Spurs, Chicago Bulls, LA Lakers and the Dallas Mavericks, among others after. He also went into the Celebrity Big Brother house in 2006, before joining Love Island the following year.

Rodman leaving the Big Brother house. Credit: PA

He was also married to actress Carmen Electra, his second wife of three, and is currently not married.

Dennis Rodman has snapped his penis... three times

Seriously, and he goes into some detail. He even explains that his girlfriend thought she had killed him there was so much blood the first time it happened.

He told Vice about each encounter.

He said: "I was on a boat one time in Dallas, Texas, and was out in the sun all day long, drinking, drinking, partying, partying then I was out for the night drunk as a motherfucker."

"My girlfriend, we end up in the back of the boat in a big king sized bed.

"She loved sex and she said: 'I think I'm going to try something different - go over there, walk over there'."

She decided she was going to run and jump onto his manhood, and he complied. Then he heard a crunching sound.

Then the blood gushed. According to him, she then started shouting: '"Oh my God he's dead he's dead, I killed him oh my God'.

"I said 'no honey I broke my dick'."

Perhaps a metaphor of some description? Credit: PA

The second time a lady called Tracey was giving him oral sex and it must have been pretty vigorous because the next thing he knows, once more, there was blood everywhere.

And the third (and hopefully last time), happened in New York, where, once it had happened, the doctor told him he had a contused penis, which, although I'm not exactly sure what that means, doesn't sound very good at all.

Topics: Basketball

Patrick Hulbert
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