Although you might accuse me of 'sitting on a throne of lies', at one point, there was a real possibility of us getting Elf 2.
And for Will Ferrell to turn down the chance of making a second film does kind of make him a bit of a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
Sorry for the language there.
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To the 'angry elves' out there who aren't getting these references, I (will not) apologise.
For those living under an igloo, the 2003 movie follows Buddy (Ferrell), who is raised by elves at the North Pole.
After discovering that he is not actually an elf, he travels to New York in search for his biological father, played by the late James Caan.
The star-studded line up also includes Zooey Deschanel (Jovi), Bob Newhart (Papa Elf), Mary Steenburgen (Emily) and Peter Dinklage (Miles Finch), as director Jon Favreau also plays Dr. Leonardo.
Elf was a smash hit and grossed a worldwide total of $220 million (£178.9 million) at the box office, against a lesser production budget of $33 million (£26.8 million).
But sadly, it seems not even a huge cheque could convince main character Ferrell to revive his iconic role for a sequel.
He's obviously presented himself in numerous different roles since then, but fans will struggle to ever see him as anything but the excitable Buddy who just wants to spend his time asking people their favourite colour.
The film is so loved that many have called for a sequel over the years, and you might be either delighted or devastated to hear that one was actually written - just never made.
In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter in 2021, Ferrell admitted that he never expected Elf to be the hit that it was.
He recalled thinking, while dressed in his yellow tights, 'this could be the end'.
Remembering calls with his manager about test screenings, the actor said: "He was like, ‘Well, the family one went great, but we could really get eviscerated in this next one. I’m looking at a bunch of what look like USC frat boys about to go in'.
The success of the film inspired the idea for a sequel, but Ferrell explained that he wouldn't have been able to promote a follow-up without being honest about why he'd taken the job - which was, of course, a giant chunk of money.
Had Ferrell accepted the opportunity to return as Buddy, he would have walked away with a cheque for $29 million (£23.6m).
I know a lot of people who would put on an adult-sized elf outfit for a lot less, but Ferrell explained: "I would have had to promote the movie from an honest place, which would've been, like, 'Oh no, it's not good. I just couldn't turn down that much money.'
"And I thought, 'Can I actually say those words? I don't think I can, so I guess I can't do the movie.'"
Topics: Elf, Will Ferrell
Anish Vij