Babies are a nuisance. They poo constantly and they cry all night so you can't even get to sleep. They're hellish little sprog demons that eventually grow up into selfish teenagers who steal from your purse/wallet.
Burritos though, they'll cost you about £5 and they make you feel really great and warm. They are to be celebrated.
Until around eight hours later, when they need to leave your body and you get hit with an almighty bout of intestinal blow-back.
Fortunately, comedians Ella Gale and M.K. Paulsen don't seem to care about that last part.
The duo teamed up with photographer Erin Holsonback, of An Indoor Lady, to document their darling new arrival.
Look at him. He's beautiful.
As you can see, the couple are truly #blessed.
Talking to The Daily Dot, Ella said: 'Having a burrito is such an incredible experience that it seemed ridiculous to keep it to ourselves.'
"Ella and I are absolutely THRILLED to share these pictures of our perfectly loved new little burrito," M.K. Paulsen wrote on their site.
It's really nice to see a couple celebrating the arrival of a new beef and cheese baby into the world.
My Facebook feed is so crowded with actual real babies (not in an 'I should be in prison' kind of way, but an 'everyone from school is always pregnant' way) that this makes a very welcome change.
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