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If you didn’t get your hands on Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candle, you’re in luck, as the actor is releasing a line of chocolates dedicated to her lady parts.
According to documentation from the United States Patent and Trademark Office, The Goop founder has filed a word trademark application for ‘chocolate’ and ‘candy’ products.
And what is the name she wishes to trademark - none other than ‘This Tastes Like My Vagina’.
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I’ll just settle for Cadbury, thanks.
In saying that, I don’t want d**k tasting candy, either.
As the old saying goes - some people think their s**it doesn't stink - but the Iron Man actor has subverted the old phrase to suit her nether regions.
Of course, the internet was having a field day over the news, as one person on Twitter wrote: “Would anybody buy Gwyneth Paltrow‘s new chocolates? I don’t think I’m gonna go to her online store anytime soon to purchase vagina chocolates.”
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Another said: “I don’t know whether I speak just for gay men or a wider demographic, but I can’t say I’ve ever wanted any homewares or comestibles to smell like anyone’s vagina, celebrity or otherwise.”
While a third person shared: “I don’t think I can take much more of this world. Just fling me into space. I’m done. Let me perish amongst the stars.”
In 2020, Paltrow released her infamous Vagina-smelling candle, which surprisingly sold out everywhere.
While appearing on The Jimmy Kimmel Show, the actor admitted that the $75 (AUD $112) business venture initially began as a ‘joke’.
“So Douglas Little, who is the owner of Heretic Perfume, we’re very close friends and we’ve worked together a lot. He does all of our fragrances for us, and one day we were smelling different fragrances and I was joking around and I smelled something and I said...,“ she said as she pointed to the candle.
“I was like, ‘Wouldn’t that be cool if somebody actually had the guts to do that?’”
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“What a punk rock feminist statement to have that on your table. And then he made it. I thought he just made me one, as a joke, but then the next thing I knew, it was on my website,” she added.
When asked if there would be a candle celebrating mens’ scent, the actor revealed that a Canadian company developed a candle called, ‘This Smells Like My Balls’.
“It was 25 per cent more expensive than this [her candle] because of the wage gap,” she joked.
Charisa Bossinakis