Following the return of this year’s most highly anticipated show, Stranger Things, a company has released a frightening sex toy modelled after The Demogorgon.
Yes, that’s right you can now put your private parts inside a Demogorgon fleshlight.
The company, Fleshlight, recently took to their business Twitter account page to preview the terrifying pleasure device and be prepared, it’s definitely not for the faint of heart.
The company captioned that photo: “Welcome to the upside-down #StrangerThings.”
Look, everyone has their own kinks, but we can’t work out why anyone would want their Johnson to go into the mouth of a monster from another dimension.
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Honestly, I haven’t felt this violated since the Power Rangers’ villain, See Monster, a creature that made a trench coat out of his own skin, featuring sets of eyes to spy on his enemies with.
And this sex toy even makes him look like child’s play.
Unsurprisingly, many took to Twitter to react to the company’s bizarre way of cashing in on the popular Netflix show, with one person writing: “Are we supposed to be afraid or feel horny?”
Another person said: “I’m at a loss for words.”
A third person wrote: “Please let this be real I'd laugh my a** off.”
A fourth person wrote: “The promotional partnership to end all promotional partnerships.”
While another person commented: “I haven't been to church in 10 years. I'm reconsidering.”
However, this isn’t the only Stranger Things-inspired sex toy on the market currently.
There is also a Demogorgon silicone dildo currently being sold on Etsy.
As described on the website, the toy is set to stimulate deep into your ‘upside-down’ and comes with three ‘enticing bulbous knots’ that will ‘bring you to your knees in pleasure’.
And look, to its credit, the reviews have been glowing; however, we won’t share them here as you’re all capable of using your own vivid imaginations.
The sex toy was created by Bad Dragon, a company that designs a line of award-winning body-safe silicone pleasure devices.
We can’t help but wonder what’s next for them? An Obi-Wan Kenobi speciality lightsaber? Or perhaps a Flash fleshlight?
My god, the internet is a weird place.
On that curious note, you can catch the newest and final season of Stranger Things on Netflix.
Topics: News, Stranger Things, TV and Film, Weird
Charisa Bossinakis