Tommy Lee ‘gets his weiner out’ on stage but it isn’t what you think
Tommy Lee got his ‘weiner’ out live on stage just days after he uploaded a photo of his penis to Instagram - check it out:
Appearing on stage, the Mötley Crüe drummer asked the crowd: “They took ‘em down from Instagram - do you guys want to see my weiner?”
Somewhat bizarrely, this appeared to get a huge ‘yes’ from the audience.
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He went on: “Wanna see this s**t? Is that a yeah? Alright let’s go. Let me show you f**king weiner. Are you ready?”
But instead of seeing the 59-year-old’s penis, fans were instead treated to an adorable dachshund - otherwise known as a ‘weiner dog’ - that Lee had somehow smuggled into his trousers.
I think it probably doesn’t do anyone any good to consider the logistics of this, or what that pooch must have been thinking before, during and after his brief appearance at the gig.
Last month, Lee shared a full-frontal nude shot of himself - including his erm… weiner - on Instagram, before it was swiftly removed.
In the snap, Lee appeared to be sat on the edge of a hot tub or something similar and making it clear that the upload was no accident, he wrote the caption: “Ooooopppsss.”
Lee has since given fans an explanation about why he decided to post the NSFW snap while performing in San Antonio.
"A couple of weeks ago, we had like a two-week break off the tour, and I went on a motherf**king bender, bro," he said.
"I got f**king sideways as f**k and got naked and posted pictures of my d**k."
Lee then proceeded to dare his fans to flash to him amid the performance: "Usually, I mean I’m a t**ty man, so I like to see t**ties, but tonight is equal-opportunity night. Tonight I wanna see everyone’s d**k. C’mon boys, pull your s**t out. Pull your f**king junk out. Let’s go."
He continued: "He’s ready to pull his d**k out. Show the whole world that motherf**king hot dog."
In case you were wondering, Instagram’s community guidelines clearly state: "We know that there are times when people might want to share nude images that are artistic or creative in nature, but for a variety of reasons, we don’t allow nudity on Instagram."
"This includes photos, videos, and some digitally-created content that show sexual intercourse, genitals, and close-ups of fully-nude buttocks." So there you go - keep it to yourself.
Claire Reid