Porn Stars Share The Weirdest Things They've Pleasured Themselves With

I fully get when people sometimes get the overwhelming feeling that some kind of self-sexual release is needed, and when this happens, anything goes.

I was once told a story by a colleague about a 'lad' he knew at uni who wrapped his penis in bacon to create his own unique wanking sensation. Whether it was streaky, back or smoky is yet to be revealed, but it's certainly one way of thinking outside the box.

For girls, I assume that creating their own makeshift sexual device is a lot easier. Given the amount of phallic shaped objects and food around the house, they're at an advantage.

The good folk at Wood Rocket have addressed this topic, and asked porn stars the weirdest objects they've ever fucked on camera.

A BBQ flavoured dog bone covered in a condom is the standout favourite among a few surprising revelations.

Sasha Heart's specific story of inserting a large Australian cucumber up her arse might just be the most horrifying thing I've ever heard. (For those that may be wondering about the importance of the cucumber being Australian, it all revolves around girth). Recounting the story, she says: "It made my butt bleed, and I had to run out and tell my mum, and she had to take me to the doctors.

"The doctor was like, 'so, what did you do to your butt?', and I was like 'I was fucking myself in the butt in my mum's house, and I didn't use enough lube, and it was really big'."

That's one story that probably could have stayed between Sasha, her mother, and her GP.

Words by Mark McGowan

Featured image credit: Wood Rocket via YouTube

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.