DMX's Version Of 'Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer' Is The Best Thing About Christmas

In a world where the only constant element is that of change, with the past year proving that with the utmost impact, one thing has remained the same. As always, X gon' give it to ya.

Being given it by DMX doesn't need to be constantly said, nor does it need to happen for you to be aware of it. It's a feeling you get; a feeling in the pit of your stomach. When the time comes, fuck waiting for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver it to ya.

For all his financial woes and alleged drug overdoses, he always has this one thing. So, for his birthday, and because it's nearly Christmas, we should celebrate by letting X give it to us.

Back in 2012 the rapper performed a unique version of 'Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer' which eclipses any other festive single or carol. In fact, if he turned up on your doorstep and performed this, you wouldn't even think about shutting the door in his face. You'd give him all your money.

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It's very odd that this hasn't received more mainstream attention given that it's better than everything that has ever been done. Ever.

Happy birthday, X, and Merry Christmas.

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Topics: DMX

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.