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Who Has The Better Dick: Orlando Bloom Or Justin Bieber? Seth Rogen Has Decided

Who Has The Better Dick: Orlando Bloom Or Justin Bieber? Seth Rogen Has Decided

If the President won't answer these questions, Seth will.

Josh Teal

Josh Teal

Featured image credit: Bravo, WWHL

If dick pic leaks were like the Doomsday clock - Doomsday cock if you will - the last ten days would've been set to 2 minutes to midnight, cause the internet got both Orlando Bloom - third legolas - and Justin Bieber in one go.

I've seen the pictures and to be perfectly frank, I don't understand the fuss. But maybe that's just me. Anyhow, comedian Seth Rogen recently chimed into the viral spam-javelins on What What Happens Live, a US talk show.

When host Andy Cohen asked the Neighbors star who had the "nicer" dick, he didn't hesitate to reply.

"I've seen Justin's before, so maybe I was just like, eh, you know, I've 'been there, done that' a little bit," Rogen said, referencing Bieber's other leaked pictures. "And it's a wonderful one," he added.

Video credit: Bravo, WWHL

"But Orlando's I was really happy with. Good for him. And he's in great shape overall," Rogen said. "So I thought, honestly, Orlando's probably a bigger guy and proportionally his penis still looked to scale. Which makes me think, overall, it's probably bigger."

That settles it then. We can all move on now.

Words by Josh Teal

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Topics: Seth Rogen