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Who Has The Better Dick: Orlando Bloom Or Justin Bieber? Seth Rogen Has Decided

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Who Has The Better Dick: Orlando Bloom Or Justin Bieber? Seth Rogen Has Decided

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If dick pic leaks were like the Doomsday clock - Doomsday cock if you will - the last ten days would've been set to 2 minutes to midnight, cause the internet got both Orlando Bloom - third legolas - and Justin Bieber in one go.

I've seen the pictures and to be perfectly frank, I don't understand the fuss. But maybe that's just me. Anyhow, comedian Seth Rogen recently chimed into the viral spam-javelins on What What Happens Live, a US talk show.

When host Andy Cohen asked the Neighbors star who had the "nicer" dick, he didn't hesitate to reply.

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"I've seen Justin's before, so maybe I was just like, eh, you know, I've 'been there, done that' a little bit," Rogen said, referencing Bieber's other leaked pictures. "And it's a wonderful one," he added.

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"But Orlando's I was really happy with. Good for him. And he's in great shape overall," Rogen said. "So I thought, honestly, Orlando's probably a bigger guy and proportionally his penis still looked to scale. Which makes me think, overall, it's probably bigger."

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That settles it then. We can all move on now.

Words by Josh Teal

Topics: Seth Rogen

Josh Teal
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