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A drug user who was hiding thousands of pounds worth of heroin up his arse was exposed when he shit himself while waiting for a hospital X-ray.
Toby Brown, 19, was arrested after officers suspected he was carrying class A drugs.
But after cops failed to find anything suspicious on him, he was taken to the hospital for an X-ray to check if he had swallowed any drugs.
Well, it was only a matter of time before Brown came clean with a dirty s urprise.
Cops became aware of his accident and then found 20-40 grams of narcotics among the mess. The total estimated street value of the drugs that came out of his arse was between £5,000 and £7,500.
Brown pleaded guilty to possession with intent to supply a class A drug at Bexley Magistrates Court.
"Brown is hopefully facing a significant prison sentence for concealing a substantial amount of heroin that he would have dealt, said PC David Paine from Greenwich Borough's Gangs Unit. "We will get our hands dirty to ensure this type of activity stops.
"This is a clear and strong message to others who choose to live this lifestyle that they can be caught."
And people buy that shit.
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