The Euro 2016 Mascot Unfortunately Shares His Name With A Ridiculous Sex Toy

As you will probably already know, tournaments like the World Cup and the Euros have a colourful little mascot, usually for the benefit of younger generations.

For Euro 2016, Super Victor, a football superhero, is the mascot, complete with cape, gloves and a quiff.

Fans will be able to collect certain Super Victor merchandise, but let's hope they don't get him mixed up with the original Super Victor.

The original is a big fuck off dildo weighing 5.5 kilos, is 19 inches in circumference and over 17 inches long. Which, you know, is everything a loveable mascot should not be associated with.

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You're looking at paying about £95 for the Super Victor Giant Dildo, which I'm guessing is an awful lot more than what a teddy of Super Victor the mascot will cost.

This probably could have been avoided to be honest. Let's just be thankful they didn't name him Utimi Hanging on Door Bondage Sex Swing.

Words by Mark McGowan

Featured image credit: UEFA

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.