The Elf on the Shelf is a cute idea: Father Christmas himself dispatches an elf to check up on kids, and for some reason he has to be a little shit, and basically it's an excuse for you to draw on your kid's faces when they're asleep and threaten them into behaving, or the elf will tell the big man in red.
Well, it was a lovely idea, until the Internet got involved and now that poor little elf has got involved with drink, drugs and God knows what else.
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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
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