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The House With The Rudest Address In Britain Is Up For Sale For A Princely Sum

The House With The Rudest Address In Britain Is Up For Sale For A Princely Sum

I remember doing sex education in primary school and before the lesson started, my teacher sat us all down and we had this conversation:

Teacher - "I am going to say a couple of words now and I want you all to not laugh. OK?"

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Class - "Yeeeesssss, miiiiiissssssss."

Teacher - "OK. The first word is... penis."

Class - BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWBAQdqsjbfjbFQJFDIQWBFQkfnqWFBqfbq'BFQfbq"

I was like 10 years old at the time but that same immaturity still lives within me almost 15 years later every time I hear the word penis out of context. In fact, it's not just the word penis, it's any variation on the word penis. Throbber, one-eyed snake, chode, ding-a-ling, knob, johnson, tally whacker, willy, pecker, packer, peeper and cock.

Which explains why I've found this so fucking funny.

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The 'rudest' house in England is selling for £449,950 in Fetcham, just west of Leatherhead in Surrey. For that princely sum you could be the proud owner of 69 Cock Lane.

Oh, and it's a three-bed semi. I shit you not.

I'd buy it just for the inevitable gags.

George Pavlou

Something witty and self-deprecating...

 

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