Yesterday we reported that this girl will let you tattoo pretty much whatever you want on her arse to help her pay the bills.
And here is what we think the girl in question, Bailey Price, should have.
Credit: Jamie Everall
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Sure she may not be aware of our British institution in New Zealand, but after a few episodes of insults, scamming, shagging and possibly scurvy, she'll appreciate comments such as 'You're scum' and 'Get off my show' more than ever.
The proud owner of said derriere is actually Jamie Everall, aged 25, who defied his girlfriend and got the modern-day hero inked onto his arse.
And it was even made by the same artist who did this number.
Credit: Lee Crane/Steve Bell
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Jamie, a removal man from Stockton, County Durham, had two hours of pain for a lifetime of gain and is even considering having Graham on the other side.
He explained to The Northern Echo: "She said 'you're not getting that', but I wanted to, so I didn't really tell her."
"I said I was going out for a few hours, and got it done.
"I got home and said 'here, have a look at that'."
I'm reading that last line in the most northern way imaginable!
He added: "It's bringing smiles to people's faces. It's a bit of fun, a bit of banter."
Indeed, Jamie - you are the N'Golo Banté of Stockton.
Tattoo artist Steve Bell, who is now pretty much only known for inking gluteus maximuses, also chirped in:
"I've Googled 'Jeremy Kyle ugly contestants'. I was eating at the time and I had to turn the computer off."
G'wan Bailey. You know you want Jezza on your arse!
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Main image credit: ITV/Quick Meme
Featured Image Credit:Topics: Jeremy Kyle, Tattoo