Last week, it was reported that celebrities such as Emma Watson, Amanda Seyfried and Demi Lovato had been hacked as part of what the internet was calling the 'Fappening 2.0'.
Now, it has been reported that a Britney Spears sex tape is doing the rounds.
On strictly moral and not professional grounds, I haven't scoured the net for proof but the details are pretty to the point, not to mention weird.
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The reports are that there is a copy of the sex tape starring mother-of-two Spears, 35, which has conveniently not been published. I also have £20 million in the bank but I won't show you the statements.
Apparently, the pop singer can be seen topless and smoking a joint while 'gyrating on top of a secret lover'.
Secret? Who's she frolicking with, a KGB spy?
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Her being topless isn't exactly shocking but the joint... seems a bit over the top more than anything. It reads like bad erotica, which is saying something.
Without wanting to tread near the murky waters of 'well if they didn't want this to happen why would they do that' regarding celebs and their nudes / sex tapes, but, come on. This is 2017, not 1997.
Naked snaps and videos are taken on smartphones, which are about as easily hackable as a politician is easily convinced to speak their mind.
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When Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee got their tape stolen, it was from a safe in their house, which was monitored by multiple security cameras. That was an effort.
Besides, isn't the 'sex tape' old? Who wants to watch themselves doing it for 20 seconds? Maybe it should be taken to Snapchat, to update it a bit. Introduce filters.
Maybe Spears has. Like I said, I haven't and flat-out will never watch the video - if it even exists.
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