There is literally nothing worse in the entire world than waking up with a love bite. They look fucking horrible and they scream "I was a skank last night." I got one on my neck when I was younger and I was so ashamed I wore a scarf for about a week. Because that's the sensible thing to do, isn't it? Don't bother making up any farfetched stories about how it got there, just keep the bugger hidden until it disappears.
This bloke Alex obviously didn't get the memo. He got himself into a pickle when with ended up with huge hickey on his neck that WASN'T from his girlfriend. The little rascal.
I'm guessing he must have just panicked because what he did next was absolutely ridiculous.
He sent a message to his missus on Snapchat blaming the marking on his dad. No, seriously.
"Babe don't get mad! I got to show you something," he wrote.
"I told my dad yesterday I was gunna see you today and he thought it would be funny to jump on me to wake me up and he gave me a hickey [sic].
"I was like really! This bitch is huge!!! My mom said I look like white trash."
Jheez.
Shockingly, his girlfriend didn't buy it and replied: "Alex you got me fucked up."
You got me fucked up too with that shit story to be honest, pal. 3/10 for effort.
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