Recently I moved out of my mother's house, and moved into my own home. It was a monumental occasion because I can barely wipe my own arse.
A man who may or may not be able to wipe his own arse, David Cameron, has also recently moved.
As you're aware, our Dave stepped down as British prime minister, being replaced by Theresa May earlier this week.
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The Cameron's left 10 Downing Street, heading for a £17million home in Holland Park. Or, as the roadmen from the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea call it, 'The Leafy Ghetto'.
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According to the Telegraph, one luxury estate agent estimated the rent for the home at £7-8,000 per week.
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Dave and his family moved in on Wednesday, following his farewell speech at Downing Street, and were accompanied by police protection officers.
An unnamed neighbour told the Evening Standard: "I was worried when I saw all the police I thought there had been a shooting or something.
"It's a lovely house over there and it sold quite recently. I have been living her for 12 years but I never knew who lived there before.
"I like David Cameron but I'm not sure I want him living on my street."
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Police have been doing casual sweeps of the area in marked police cars and vans. There's already a problem with crime in the area, but that may rise with it's newest resident.
Words by Mark McGowan
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