Ah, Biebs.
Ol' Justin has been somewhat of a media yo-yo over the last 12 months. Following the brilliance of his most recent album Purpose, which brought together tracksuit clad teenage lads with bangers like 'Where Are U Now' and 'Sorry', teenage girls with 'Love Yourself', and just about everyone in the world with 'What Do You Mean?', he hit the tabloids. Strained relationships with ex Selena Gomez, shouting at crowds in the UK, and assaulting a Spanish fan all made headlines, but he's been fairly quiet as of late.
Now he's been spotted in a car park heading to his car, with stained sweatpants that make it look like he's pissed himself.
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I'm not being funny, but fair play to the kid. Any man who is brave enough to ignore the perils of grey joggers is okay in my eyes.
It's similar to what you'd experience in school, when your mates would tell everyone you've wet yourself after you've spilt a drink, leading to a good week of torment. Bieber doesn't give a shit, though. Freedom is his ally, and he feels free in his possibly piss-ridden pants.
Most people would reserve grey clothing for lounging about on a Sunday due to the risk of rogue liquids, as well as putting a lot of thought into buying a grey suit because wearing it to an event where there's bound to be drinks is dangerous.
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In the video he also fails to acknowledge paps who are trying to provoke him with questions about The Weeknd and Selena Gomez, simply going straight to his Range Rover. You might think that he's done that just to avoid any misleading headlines, but no, he's in his grey sweatpants, so he's chill. Nothing can faze him.
Obvious answers to the stain are:
- Spilt drink
- A powerful tap splashing him
- Profusely sweating from the upper thigh
- Genuine design
- Trying to start a trend where pissing yourself is socially acceptable
Credit: TMZ
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In fairness, pictures taken on the same day show the singer sipping on a drink, so all evidence points towards him spilling said drink in his lap. That's a shame really, because if it was socially acceptable to piss yourself it'd be more convenient for a lot of us.
According to Mashable, the pants are by Vetements and cost $700 (£560), so you can imagine the Canadian was very careful not to piss on himself while wearing them.
In any case I reckon we should get off his back. For all his shortcomings and annoyances in years gone by, he gave us the above mentioned four songs. So for that, we should be eternally grateful.
Featured Image Credit: TMZTopics: Justin Bieber
