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Sorry, this isn't anything even remotely Trump related. That stuff is getting fairly boring at an astronomical rate.
This, in fact, is about a woman who spent £100,000 to look like a real-life Barbie.
Essex gal Kerry Miles wasn't inspired by the likes of the Spice Girls, Beyonce or Mariah Carey growing up. She was far more influenced by the plastic doll that lay sprawled across many girls' bedroom floors.
The 33-year-old apparently spent her childhood down about her 'plain and boring' looks, so, in order to emulate her favourite toy, also filled her body with plastic and spent the past six years racking up a huge £100,000 bill.
The mother-of-one has threatened to leave her husband if he ever asked her to stop getting plastic surgery, after already having Botox, lip fillers, nose job and breast enhancements.
Despite friends and family saying they thought Kerry looked better before her dramatic transformation, she doesn't care and is happy with her new look.
"People used to say I looked a bit like Barbie as a kid, and it's just something I've carried on into adult life. Now, I'm like a real-life Barbie doll," she said. "One day in 2010 I tried out the Barbie look properly, and I really liked it. So, I decided to take it further. I started off by just getting my hair done and wearing a lot of pink, revealing clothes.
"Then in 2014, I got Botox and lip fillers for the first time and got a boob job, taking me from a 32C to a 30G."
She regularly has her hair, nails, teeth and tan done by a professional, as well as having a consistant two-hour morning routine to get ready. This includes a dip in the jacuzzi, facials, fake tan, a full face of make-up with fake eyelashes and hair styling, which is ridiculous compared to the three S's (Shit, Shower, Shave).
Kerry before and after her Barbie transformation. Credit Caters
Her husband, Darren, is open about disliking her look, which begs many questions, but Kerry has no plans of slowing down.
"Darren doesn't like the fake look - he thinks I look better natural," she said. "He thinks I shouldn't have any more surgery, but I'm definitely going to - I want another boob job and a nose job.
"If Darren made me choose between him and my looks, I'd definitely choose my looks - another husband would soon come along who'd appreciate my plastic look, he might look more like Ken, too!"
Bit odd that she's okay to talk about easily being able to get a new husband after binning off her current one, and he's still sticking around. Each to their own, and all that.
Featured image credit: Caters
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