The company behind a Grinch-for-hire service is now offering adults only entertainment this Christmas.
Turn away now if you still believe in Santa.
Santa and the Grinch are teaming up ahead of the Christmas season 2022 to bring double the festive fun.
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A Grinch-for-hire service in Belfast has previously hit headlines for leaving a mum gobsmacked over the state of her house - eggs and washing-up liquid left all over the floor after she hired the character to come and play with her children for £85 for an hour.
Instead of Belfast Party Crew limiting its services to the Grinch and children's entertainment, it has since expanded its services so you can hire Santa for an adults only party too.
Prepare to never be able to look at Arthur Christmas - or any other festive film featuring Santa - in the same way again.
Revealing its latest business venture via Facebook, Belfast Party Crew shared a promotional video of its adults-only Santa service on the platform.
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The post reads: "From the creators of that a**hole The Grinch Belfast & new for 2022.
"Plan the Christmas party NO ONE will expect with our BAD (a**) Santa visits! This strictly for adults OTT Naughty North Pole nightmare can cum alone or as a package with his naughty elves and Rudolph the rent boy!! Belfast… you ain't ready for this one!!
"Tis the season to get twerking & we all know being nice is over rated! So, if you're lucky enough to be on the naughty list this year then expect that you'll get the gift you deserve when this fella empties his sack!
"This is NOT for the faint hearted!!"
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The video shows Santa sat on top of the chimney reading his letters.
The first is from someone who is begging to go back onto the naughty list, thanking 'bad' Father Christmas for 'coming down [her] chimney and emptying [his] sack'.
*Sobs*
Santa swiftly crumples a letter from a hopeful child desperate to be on the nice list before wiping his bum with it.
The final letter reads: "Hey Santa. What happened last night?! Best Christmas party - everyone in the office wants to be on your list now.
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"Oh, and with the wife sobering up, you know, she says the dancing girls, the elf and road cone in our kitchen have to go."
According to a later post, the 'adults only' service is already proving popular, with bookings for 'Bad Santa' 'flying in'.
I may be 22 and too old to believe in Father Christmas, but I refuse to ever view him as X-rated.
Alas, Santa's laugh has never felt more ominous and the chances of getting coal in my stocking have definitely considerably increased after watching that video.
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Poppy Bilderbeck