A man has been arrested outside a Kid Rock restaurant in Nashville after he was accused of getting real down and dirty.
Tennessee police were called to the eatery on reports the bloke was being drunk and disorderly.
But things escalated considerably when he allegedly used a secret weapon in his arsenal.
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Metropolitan Nashville Police Department told Newsweek they arrived on the scene because security guards were having a hard time moving him away from the emergency exit door at Kid Rock's.
An affidavit obtained by the publication states: "When the Metro police officers arrived to the location to assist security the defendant took out his colostomy bag from the inside of his front pants area and started to swing the bag around from left to right hitting two of the Metro police officers with his faeces."
Jesus. H. Christ.
Imagine walking past the restaurant on your Saturday night out and innocently getting hit in the face with some dude's poo.
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The man has since been charged with 'assault on the two Metro police officers, disorderly conduct and public intoxication'.
The incident went viral when it started spreading on social media and police eventually came clean (excuse the pun) about what happened.
A Twitter account that documents the police scanner for Nashville Police had an absolute field day live tweeting the incident as it happened.
The account claimed this wasn't the first time authorities have allegedly dealt with the man.
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The poster added: "Well Kid Rock is already marked off on the bingo card, and we did not have man flinging faeces from his colostomy bag even in our distant thoughts as a possible call type...
"Don't think I'd want to be the transport car on this arrest...now where is that hot tub wagon...some officers may need to take a quick bath..."
Shortly after the Twitter post picked up attention, the incident was posted onto a local gossip Facebook page where it went viral.
Scoop: Nashville told their followers that the bloke was accused of 'swinging the "filled" bag at others' outside the restaurant and managed to hit some patrons.
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It wasn't long before it made its way to TikTok and gained further attention. Ah, the power of social media.
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