There's probably many questions you would like to ask the bloke who claims to have Britain's biggest penis, but there is one particular line of inquiry which the general public seem to be fixated on.
Matt Barr's monstrous manhood has become a celebrity in its own right since his appearance on This Morning earlier this week, where he discussed what it was like to live with a 12-inch penis.
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As well as struggling to find trousers that fit his crotch properly, the 40-year-old explained that his massive kn*b has made various areas of his life very complicated over the years.
Since realising he was larger than most during his school days, Matt has had to navigate some awkward, embarrassing and downright distressing situations - including giving a past lover a concussion by 'swinging' his penis at her.
Those sort of issues and injuries, unfortunately, come with the territory of having a ridiculously large willy, according to the Cambridge university graduate.
During his appearance on This Morning on Tuesday (23 April), Matt revealed that he was once asked to excuse himself from a yoga class because his 'bulge was a distraction'.
"I was wearing a very baggy shirt and shorts [but because of the] yoga positions, people just got the wrong idea," he said, before revealing he was also kicked out of a hotel once after being 'accused of having an erection in the public pool'.
Honestly, can't the bloke swim or stretch in peace?
Matt explained he has also stayed away from scuba diving because being in a skin-tight wet suit made him feel 'self conscious', so it's no wonder he's grown fearful of bringing up the elephant in his pants to his romantic partners.
Discussing how it has affected his confidence on the dating scene, the bloke told the ITV show: "It's difficult, because it's not something you really spring on people as a surprise, because it just does scare people away generally.
"But obviously [you don't want to be] creepy and bring it up too early. [So] how you start that conversation?"
Matt, who wrote a book titled A Long Story: Life With One Of The World’s Largest Penises to bust the myths around the benefits of having a large penis, certainly has a unique set of problems on his hands.
As you can gather, being the man with Britain's biggest d*ck can be quite the rough ride.
Which is why the majority of people who stumble across Matt's story just can't get their head around why he doesn't do anything about his huge manhood if it causes him to struggle so much.
The Brit actually revealed the answer to this burning question when This Morning host Ben Shephard asked him whether he had ever considered having surgery.
Matt responded: "'I have looked into this - it's very expensive surgery, it costs about £15,000 roughly.
'It's not done very often. It's only done normally, in the cases of tumours and things like that. In the case of normal function, it's not common."
The 40-year-old had previously discussed the fact he is so well-endowed on a Channel 4 show, which was aptly titled My Massive C***, where he talked through what going under the knife to reduce his size would be like with Dr Nenad Djakovic.
During the sit down with the urology specialist, he revealed he had always wondered what his life would be like if he was three or four inches smaller - but the medic warned even losing an inch could be 'life-changing'.
Dr Djakovic explained that Matt's penis would have to be erect during the operation, before surgeons would then amputate the desired amount before reconstructing his manhood - all of which was enough to put the bloke right off.
Opening up about his surgery fears during an interview with Metro, Matt explained: "It can lead to poor erectile health afterwards, it’s visually unappealing because of the way they cut away at it - you’re left with stitches and scars - and it’s a very severe choice.
"If I was in a long term relationship I’d want that to be an option we could pursue, but you also have the thought of 'what if I get a reduction and then I meet someone who would really like [me] when [I] was big?'"
Matt has instead tried 'testosterone blockers and pills that deal with oestrogen and fluid build-up' to try and reduce the vastness of his penis, as well as hypnotherapy-like audio resources, which claim to promote 'penis shrinking'.
Neither worked, leading him to book in for in-person sessions with a hypnotist, but this also 'didn't do much good'.
God loves a trier, eh.
Topics: Health, Sex and Relationships, UK News, Weird, Dating trends, This Morning
Olivia Burke