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Pet Owner Takes Dog To Human STI Clinic After It Found A Dildo On The Beach

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Pet Owner Takes Dog To Human STI Clinic After It Found A Dildo On The Beach

A pet owner has criticised randy people at a beach in Wales for leaving behind a sex toy that has caused a hell of a lot of problems.

The person posted their little anecdote onto Facebook about how their dog Keith discovered a dildo.

They said: "To say I'm disgusted is an understatement, I've just come back from taking Keith for a walk down Porthcawl Sand Dunes when he come [sic] running up to me with a big rubber c**k hanging out of his mouth, which he was very reluctant to part with.

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"If you are going to experiment outdoors can you please either dispose of or take the dildos home with you.

"I've now got to wait until Monday to take Kieth to the sexual health clinic. If you recognise this dildo and would like it back please get in contact as you will be liable for any vet treatment Keith needs."

It's a pretty outrageous story and no doubt the dog's owner would have been terrified about what could happen to their poor pooch.

However, the owner then posted an update to their viral story and it was even more hilarious.

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They wrote: "Took Kieth to the sexual health clinic this afternoon and got asked to leave due to Keith being a dog, so we visited the vets where they checked Keith over and the dildo and assured me he will be fine due to the fact the the toy was manually operated so no risk of Keith chewing the batteries."

The story was posted onto Twitter, where people have had an absolute field day over it.

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There's no word on whether anyone has got in touch with Keith's owner to get their dildo back.

Here's hoping Keith is happy and healthy.

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But dogs discovering dildos outdoors is nothing new and it never fails to produce a wave of laughter from people all around the world.

One of the most famous instances of this happening was Lucas, a nine-year-old golden retriever, who was out for a walk with his owner Julie when he disappeared into bushes.

Credit: CatersCredit: Caters

He returned with a dildo and was so pleased with his new find, that he refused to drop it and Julie was left with no option other than to let him bring it home.

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Julie said: "He usually finds a tennis ball or something - we've got a massive collection of various types of balls collected by Lucas when we've been out walking!

"But on this particular day, I was chatting on my mobile when I noticed that Lucas was carrying an object in his mouth.

"Concerned with what it was, I caught up with him to see and obviously when I realised his hilarious discovery I began laughing uncontrollably.

"I tried to get the vibrator out of his mouth, but he wasn't having any of it, so we just carried on walking.

"Luckily, after a few minutes, he dropped it, so I kicked it onto some bushes, and we continued with our walk."

Reluctant to let such a prime photo opportunity pass, Julie then decided to see if she could find the dildo again to get a snap of Lucas with his newly found toy, which she did.

Featured Image Credit: Twitter

Topics: News, Animals

Stewart Perrie
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