Woman Watches Porn Film And Realises It's Her Mum And Dad

If ever there was a story to inspire you to remain pure of both heart and mind, this is it.

In a blog post, one incredibly unlucky woman revealed how she once pinched an old porn film from her parents' bedroom - only to realise the stars of the grainy movie were none other than her mum and dad.

Then just 15 years old, the unnamed woman said she had bunked off school on that fateful day and had gone into their room to have a look through their video collection, in the hope that they had some porn.

After two failed attempts, the teenager picked up a third video tape, and it's safe to say that she got more than she bargained for.

She wrote: "The third started with a couch.

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"It looked a lot like our couch, which was weird. It was shot on a tripod and was quite far away, but I could make out a naked woman on the couch.

"Then a man, who was clearly fiddling with the camera controls walked away from the camera, naked bum in all its glory, towards the woman.

"Then the dude jumped on the woman and they started having stiff, missionary sex.

"It was the least sensual porn I had seen, and although I didn't have much to compare it with, I was pretty sure this was amateur."

Despite being less than impressed with the amateur movie, the woman revealed that she 'felt obliged' to at least try and masturbate - rude not to, right?

Sadly for her it wasn't until the naked man walked towards the camera with his little fella hanging out that she realised what she had just done.

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She wrote: "He looked familiar. Really familiar. He looks like my dad! Ha! How weird is that!

"Oh my god, that is our couch. Oh my god, it is my dad. Oh my god... that's... my mum."

The traumatised woman then added: "I have never run so fast to the VHS player to hit stop. But it took forever, my legs were jelly, the VHS player was so far away. I was screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOO but it came out all low pitched and slow.

"I managed to get to the stop button. But the damage was done. My life was over."

Unsurprisingly, the woman said she found it hard to look at her parents over the weeks that followed.

After managing to block the shameful moment from her mind, several years later she decided to tell her brother and 'share the burden'.

Everything about this story is awful.

Topics: World News, Interesting, Fail

Dominic Smithers

Dominic graduated from the University of Leeds with a degree in French and History. Like you, Dom has often questioned how much use a second language has been. Well, after stints working at the Manchester Evening News, the Accrington Observer and the Macclesfield Express, along with never setting foot in France, he realised the answer is surprisingly little. But I guess, c'est la vie. Contact us at [email protected]

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