Prince Harry used ‘bespoke c*ck cushion’ to avoid penis frostbite
Prince Harry may be making some risky claims with his new book, but he's not taking any chances when it comes to his crown jewels.
In a bid to protect his tackle from frostbite, the Duke of Sussex once used a 'bespoke c*ck cushion' fit for a king.
Prince Harry's new memoir Spare is out in the wild for all to read, with many untold stories brought to light by the Duke of Sussex.
Now, Harry has unexpectedly revealed that he was suffering from frostbite on his penis at Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding in 2011.
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Harry said that his 'todger' suffered hypothermia during an icy expedition to the North Pole.
The trek was in a very good cause, taking Harry and four ex-serviceman who were injured in Afghanistan on a 13-day trip.
They raised £2 million for the Walking with the Wounded charity, but Harry was left with an unpleasant and long-lasting experience that was still affecting him during his brother's wedding a month later.
In Spare, he wrote: "Upon arriving home I’d been horrified to discover that my nether regions were frost nipped as well.
"And while the ears and cheeks were already healing, the todger wasn’t.
"It was becoming more of an issue by the day.
"Pa was very interested, and sympathetic about the discomfort of my frost nipped ears and cheeks."
In a different extract in the book, Harry talked about how he tried to avoid penis frostbite again, this time during a trip to the South Pole on his 30th birthday.
The prince revealed that he bought a c**k cushion as a preventative measure - yes, you heard that right.
Harry writes: "People warned me that the South Pole was even colder than the North.
"I laughed.
"How could that be possible?
"I'd already frozen my penis, mate – wasn't that the very definition of the worst-case scenario?
"Also, this time I'd know how to take proper precautions – snugger underwear, more padding, etc.
"Better yet, one very close mate hired a seamstress to make me a bespoke c**k cushion.
"Square, supportive, it was sewn from pieces of the softest fleece and . . . enough said."
Thanks for letting us know, Harry.
Elsewhere in the book, The Duke of Sussex has been talking about how he lost his virginity to an older woman in a field behind a busy pub in his youth.
Speaking in the all-tell book, Harry said: "I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked me on the backside and sent me on my way. One of my many errors was to do it in a field, just behind a crowded pub."
Topics: Prince Harry, Kate Middleton
Callum Jones