If you're one of these sex people we hear so much about, then you've probably already got your tickets for the event that is sometimes referred to as 'Britain's biggest sex festival', Swingathon.
Although according to them they're not a sex festival but 'an Adult Alternative Lifestyle Event for all like minded individuals', and they're very supportive of the LGBTQ+ community and those with an interest in fetishes and kinks.
If you haven't got your Swingathon tickets yet then you're in luck because their early bird sale is still on and for £160 you can get an entry ticket which will allow you into the event which is taking place between 17 and 20 July and you'll be provided with a place to pitch a tent.
Should you wish to bring a special someone then a couples ticket is just £200 for those who like to book early, but you have to be a proper couple and they'll expect to see some proof such as a profile on Fabswingers, SpicyMatch, Pineapple or some other site.
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If you want to swing in style they've still got a few 'glamping tents' left which you can book for £255, though you have to buy that alongside your entry ticket as they're separate things.
Most of those have already been bought up though, so you'd better get a wiggle on if you want a glamping tent.
Last year's event was attended by over 1,000 people and featured such attractions as pole dancing, hot tubs, foam parties, mobile dungeons and butt-plug bingo.
When you rock up make sure you've brought a tent if you're not glamping, and some bedding if you are glamping, along with enough supplies to last for the four-day festival since they'd rather you didn't leave for a shopping trip.
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You'll also need some ID to prove you are who you say you are and not a stranger trying to sneak into Swingathon for free.
You wouldn't want to sneak in without a proper ticket anyway because then you wouldn't have had the chance to buy a pass for the onsite showers and you'd be stuck in a field in the East Midlands for four days without having a wash.
Of course you'd better behave yourself, respect consent at all times, not try to smuggle drugs inside and definitely don't get violent or they'll kick you out.
This is going to be the fifth time Swingathon has been held in the UK and since the past events were roaring successes this year's edition is likely to be a similarly ecstatic experience.
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Frankly, a lot of the stuff at Swingathon is probably going on at all sorts of other festivals but this place is just more honest about it.
However, last year some of the Lincolnshire locals weren't best pleased by the sound of pleasured moans wafting in their direction from the festival.
Topics: Festivals, Sex and Relationships, UK News
Joe Harker