Argos Is Selling A Portable Toilet To Take To Festivals
Festivals are all fun and games until you need to use the toilet; that's when you're met with some sights and some smells no human should ever have to endure, and let's not even talk about the length of the queues.
However, Argos has come to the rescue with its travel-friendly toilet and pop-up privacy tent.
The snappily named Leisurewize Need A Loo Excel Portable Camping Toilet, costs just £24.99 and according to its description: "It is the perfect portable toilet, ideal for camping or emergency use."
It comes with its own toilet roll holder - nice - and a removable waste container - not so nice, but necessary - and is 'easy to empty', apparently.
I think drunk festival-goers will be the judge of that.
You don't need chemicals to use it and, according to a number of glowing reviews it's simple enough to clean once you're done with it.
If you really want to treat yourself, you can splash out on the fancier £69.99 model, which has a larger capacity and its own flush. Fancy.
The Leisurewize 10L Portable Flushing Toilet has 'capacity for up to 50 flushes at a time, and a double seal valve to protect against leaks and odours'. It also has handles to make it easier to transport.
I mean, yeah, it's going to take up valuable luggage room you could have used for booze, but you can buy beers once you're there and can you honestly put a price on being able to poop in the luxury of your own little pop up bog? I think not.
If you want to pee and poop in peace, though, you'll also need to invest in one a pop-up privacy tent. Argos are also flogging them for £34.99, the Olpro Pop-up Toilet Tent will shield you from passers-by and stop you being arrested for taking a crap in public.
The tent folds away into a 60cm circular bag so it's easy to transport, and when you're ready to use it you can simply unzip the bag pull out the tent and it will open out immediately.
Of course, the toilet combo isn't just handy for festivals, you can bring it camping or to the beach, if you fancy.
Happy pooping, guys.
Featured Image Credit: Argos