Finally, Katie Hopkins has discovered she does have a talent after all - apart from being rude to people. For some reason, the CBB and Apprentice contestant boasted that she can crush a 24oz can of Coors Light sideways...with her vagina.
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First of all, why would you say that? And how do you know that? And thirdly - why? Is it because if you crush them you can fit more in the recycling bin? What's the thinking going on behind this weird hobby? And why Coors Light? Why not Veltins, the greatest lager on the planet?
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And now, in response to a placard, she says her vagina is made of steel. Strong words indeed!
What is the point of all this?
Well... in her column in the Daily Mail, titled: "It's hard to argue with a million pussy-marchers - especially the really nasty ones like Madonna - but possessing a vagina is a matter of biology, not a political argument: KATIE HOPKINS joins the women in Washington" she criticises the Women's March in Washington DC where a lot of people had signs saying "Pussy Grabs Back" after President Trump said he was so famous he could just grab pussy - she didn't like people referring to their lady parts so made a strange boast about her own.
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Among other points, she mentions this about Madonna: "In the interests of full disclosure she told the crowd she had considered blowing up the White House'. The tolerant left also get PMT it seems."
Then following with: "Another speaker, short on content but gushing with oestrogen shouted: 'We are here'. (She was not wrong, we were). We will not be silenced. We will not play dead'."
She also said everyone who went hated men, too - which is weird because a lot of them were men. But hey ho.
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Then she did a 180 turn and said: "For all my jibes, there was something truly impressive about the sheer scale of the crowds, the enormous number of women and men, filling the streets of Washington in a noisy bubbling ribbon of pink and placards.
"I found myself smiling at their happiness in each other's company, their relief to be together, reminding each other they are not alone."
Well, that's nice. Bit late now though.
Katie Hopkins, the queen of the trolls...
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Her entire career is made out of saying rude and offensive things and never apologising. One of the groups she hates the most is fat people and she even filmed a documentary called Fat Story where she put on weight and lost it to show people how easy it is.
She commented: "Would I employ you if you were obese? No I would not. You would give the wrong impression to the clients of my business. I need people to look energetic, professional and efficient. If you are obese you look lazy."
She doesn't have any sympathy for prisoners and once said: "Suicidal prisoners should just kill themselves."
Wow.
She admitted on The Apprentice that she does lie to get what she wants. "[I lied] to get someone else's husband because I wanted him. I give myself eight out of 10 for ruthlessness for that one." Lying and stealing someone's husband - and then marking your own cruelness out of 10... well, that's normal.
Who else does she hate? Gingers! She thinks ginger babies cannot be loved and said: "I wouldn't like to meet a ginger in the dark." Unsure whether that's because she thinks they glow in the dark or because they'd attack her because she keeps insulting them in the press.
But despite it all, she doesn't mind being the UK's Most Hated Woman and seems to think she's a nice person. "Being hated is a cross I bear," she has said. "Like the Jesus of the outspoken."
It's amazing that she thinks she's like Jesus. Amazing and wrong, but still amazing.
Words Laura Hamilton
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