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Guy Takes A Shit At The Supermarket, Cleans It Up Because He's Civilised

Guy Takes A Shit At The Supermarket, Cleans It Up Because He's Civilised

Peoples' toilet habits are weird. I've got a mate who can't have a shit unless he's on his own toilet, and, at the other of the end of the scale, we've got this lad who doesn't even need a fucking toilet.

It's hard to tell if it's just a case of being caught short or if it's some sort of dirty protest. Maybe he's pissed off about the 5p bag charge?

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Before he succumbed to the call of nature the lad was seen wandering around the supermarket, which is in Russia, picking up items and shoving them into his backpack.

Credit: CEN

It seems weird that Russian supermarkets wouldn't have toilets or maybe they do and they're the type that charge you 20p to use them, leaving our man here thinking, 'fuck that, 20p for a shit! I can just casually shit myself and shake it out the leg of my shorts'. Thrifty chap.

After shaking his shit onto the floor he then drops his trousers and wipes himself. And I think you do have to give him back some points for at least wiping and then stealing some hand wash, because, you know, not cleaning himself would just be fucking gross.

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According to the Metro, customers complained about the smell. Well, of course they did! But rather than approach the man, staff called police and I don't think we can blame them there - why would you go over to someone who's just shit everywhere and politely ask if they're OK?

By the time police turned up, the lad had gone, without paying for a single item.

Featured image credit: CEN

Claire Reid

Claire is a journalist at LADbible who, after dossing around for a few years, went to Liverpool John Moores University. She graduated with a degree in Journalism and a whole load of debt. When not writing words in exchange for money she is usually at home watching serial killer documentaries surrounded by cats. You can contact Claire at [email protected]

 

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