Here's how it'd go down, if it was ever going to happen in the first place
The programme has generated a lot of reaction online
The idea has gone down about as well as a cup of cold sick
The Diddly Squat Farm restaurant got shut down by West Oxfordshire District Council
The smoking ban will go ahead, regardless of who wins the upcoming general election
A general election has been called by Prime Minister Rishi Sunak
Well, it wouldn't really be a big British event without it
People chose the song for a very specific reason
Rishi Sunak has made the shock announcement of an upcoming general election
Who will be the next UK prime minister?
Is your favourite vape flavour about to become illegal?
South Thanet MP Craig Mackinlay received a standing ovation from his peers
Clarkson's Farm season three has gone down a storm on Amazon Prime Video
The woman who supposedly inspired the character Martha is accused of sending the Labour leader hundreds of abusive messages
Clarkson's Farm season three saw Jezza score a huge win against West Oxfordshire District Council
Journalist Annie Jacobsen says 'most of the world would be covered in sheets of ice'
Tourists on the islands may have to cough up for breaking the rules
Charlie Ireland swapped agronomy for comedy for the brilliant scene
Dean Temple said his life 'turned upside down' after the Prime show's debut
Post-Brexit changes are still being felt to this stay
You need to be think about the entire trip despite the new UK rules
UK airports have begun scrapping 100ml liquid limits in hand luggage but some believe the system is inherently flawed
The O2 Arena had a very different look to it in a previous life