An Interview With The Guy Who Got His Preferred Kebab Order Tattooed On His Arse

At the grand old age of 26, I've become jaded. I don't know if it's because I spend too much time on the internet, but I've developed a cynical attitude towards the very things I once loved.

My passions are diminished; my youthful idealism dashed. Worst of all, I've got no heroes anymore. Until this email dropped into my inbox:

Saul

And sure enough, pictures did follow:

saul

Knowing that there was a man in Britain with his favourite drunken meal tattooed on his arse, I reached out to him to ask why he did it. Here's what Saul had to say:

TheLADbible: Hey Saul, how did you end up getting your favourite kebab order tattooed on your arse?

Saul: I always said to the rugby lads that I'll get a tattoo on my arse when we go on a lads holiday. That way I can remember the holiday and my favourite take out order.

Did any of the other rugby lads get a tattoo?

No, but one of my mates got his nipple pierced.

Of course. Have you ever ordered this kebab just by showing your arse to the guys behind the counter?

I've shown it but never ordered.

Do you always get the same order?

Yeah, I've had the same for years. The rugby lads know because I always say it straight away.

Wait. So you never get chili sauce?

Never.

Never? What about when you go to Nando's. What level of spice do you get?

Medium.

Arse

Cheeky. Half chicken or whole?

Butterfly chicken burger (Editor's note: I can confirm Saul included the requisite 'cheeky' hand sign in this message.)

Would you ever get 'Butterly chicken burger, medium spice' tattooed on your other arse cheek?

Maybe, but only if it was on a lads holiday, not just out the blue.

Fair. Though it would be pretty cool because you could order two different meals just by showing people your arse.

It would TBH. When I was having the tattoo done my mate Brad noticed it had a spelling mistake.

Really? Looks OK to me.

Yeah, you know when they write the wrong word on your arse and copy over it? At first it said 'Donna' not 'Doner'.

LOL. Your mate who sent me the photo says you want to go on Big Brother. Reckon you've got a chance?

Don't know. To me, I'm just a normal lad who's chill and loves having a laugh with my friends, family, or the missus. No point being boring or mardy because life's too short.

Damn right. Thanks for speaking to me, Saul. You're one of the good ones.

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