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'Fake Taxi' Owner Selling Cab As It's 'Served Its Purpose'

'Fake Taxi' Owner Selling Cab As It's 'Served Its Purpose'

Apparently she also used the vehicle as a 'general family car'

Jake Massey

Jake Massey

If you've ever frequented Facebook Marketplace, then you'll know you can pick up all kinds of weird and wonderful items on there.

One person has even listed a 'Fake Taxi' (I'll let you decide if that is more weird or wonderful).

The black cab is emblazoned with the Fake Taxi livery and looks just like the real thing.

Could be a decent little run-around?
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In case you don't know what the real thing is (or if you're pretending you don't know what the real thing is), Fake Taxi is a popular type of porn, in which a driver picks up a customer (or customers) and they end up paying their fare in various X-rated ways.

Anyway, the Fake Taxi in question has been put up for sale because it's 'served its purpose' - which really takes second hand to a new level.

The cab was listed in Gunnislake, Cornwall, last week for £1,200, and the owner even said she's used it as a 'general family car'.

Fancy getting dropped off to school in that.

Lovely family car.
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Thankfully, the ad makes it clear that the purpose the car served wasn't that which we're accustomed to from Fake Taxis.

The ad reads: "London Taxi LTI ‘Fake Taxi’ livery. 2.4 turbo diesel transit engine. 200k miles.

"Had a full respray in metallic black in October 2021.

"With working taxi light and meter!! Comes with the disabled entry ramp too!

"The interior speakers/ lights etc all work from rear and from the front console!

"We bought this to do up as a summer ball request so it has served its purpose, and it was the talk of the evening!

"We've also used it as our general family car!"

While the seller wants £1,200 or the nearest offer, she said she may raffle it off if there's enough interest.

And as you might expect, there's been a fair bit of interest so far.

The ad has amassed hundreds of shares and comments, though predictably many of them are just taking the p**s.

One person wrote: "Does it c** complete with big d**k John the driver?"

Another asked: "What's the condition of the back seats? Asking for a friend."

A third commented: "Seats come with a special coating. Been done many times."

You get the idea.

Featured Image Credit: Deadline News

Topics: Cars, Sex and Relationships, Facebook