A scheming dad ruthlessly filmed his girlfriend when she drunkenly fell asleep while cuddling a kebab – before waking her up so loudly she chucked the sauce-drenched takeaway all over her own face. Check it out:
Jamie Pozzoli had dozed off just a few bites into her late-night takeaway when Rob Bushell saw his chance to end their vodka-fuelled day of drinking with a laugh at his partner's expense.
Hilarious footage shows 30-year-old Jamie passed out with her open kebab box wedged between her chest and the sofa's backrest.
When Rob shouts her name she jolts upwards, causing her to fling the garlic sauce-filled doner meat and chips all over her chest and neck.
The 37-year-old then cheekily asks his baffled partner if she's 'enjoying her kebab', before she realises what's happened, cracks a smile and calls him a 'f*****g idiot'.
Luckily Jamie, who was left with lettuce stuck to her lip, quickly saw the funny side and has since declared a 'prank war' by promising revenge.
Dad-of-five Rob is proud his cunning stunt 'worked out well' and insists it wouldn't have happened if she'd let him 'wrestle' the kebab off her before she nodded off.
Rob, from Gillingham, Kent, said: "I just thought I'd call her name and see what happens. She jumped up and even had lettuce hanging off her nose.
"She'd only had a few bites of it. It was a waste of money if you ask me. The kids must have had more than she did.
"She called me an idiot at the time but she realised how funny it was. If it was her doing it, I think she'd have been rolling around on the floor.
"When she was falling asleep I was trying to wrestle it off her. I managed it and then went into the kitchen and she'd stolen it back. I tried my best to help her at first.
"It's great to watch back. I'm proud of it. It worked out really well."
Rob says Jamie was only asleep, cuddling her £10 meal, for around three minutes before he returned to the living room to pull the prank.
The pair had been at a family member's house celebrating the jubilee and said they'd drunk a bottle of vodka between them.
Jamie insists that after the initial shock of the prank she even carried on eating her midnight kebab from off her top.
Jamie said: "I just remember his waking me up and making me jump. I didn't really know what was going on. I was thinking 'what the hell's happened'.
"I had it all in my hand and on my top, but I just carried on eating it. I cleared it up, saw the video and just laughed.
"Maybe I was a bit too tired to have it in the first place.
"I'll think of something to get him back. It's like a prank war."