I could never bring myself to get a tunnel piercing in my ear. Not because I don't like the way they look, but because I'd be scared I'd regret it.
This lad is definitely regretting his RN.
Tom Grim Fandango Matthews (as he's known on Facebook) was having a break at work, minding his own business, when an unknown piss-taker sneaked up behind him and locked a padlock through his flesh tunnel.
So guess what some little wank stain just did to me if i find you i will put you 6 feet under end of rant cunt
Naturally, he posted a photograph on Facebook along with a caption threatening to put the mystery prankster '6 feet under'.
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He wrote: "So guess what some little wank stain just did to me if I find you I will put you 6 feet under end of rant cunt [sic]', with a photo of the padlock dangling from his ear."
The more inquisitive among Tom's friends wondered how he didn't spot the perpetrator:
Clearly, this person was the fastest padlocker in the country. Luckily for Tom, this story does have a happy ending.
Way to throw off your shackles, Tom.
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