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Someone Sneaked Up Behind This Lad And Padlocked His Ear Tunnel

Someone Sneaked Up Behind This Lad And Padlocked His Ear Tunnel

I could never bring myself to get a tunnel piercing in my ear. Not because I don't like the way they look, but because I'd be scared I'd regret it.

This lad is definitely regretting his RN.

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Tom Grim Fandango Matthews (as he's known on Facebook) was having a break at work, minding his own business, when an unknown piss-taker sneaked up behind him and locked a padlock through his flesh tunnel.

So guess what some little wank stain just did to me if i find you i will put you 6 feet under end of rant cunt
Posted by Tom Grim Fandango Matthews on Monday, February 29, 2016

Naturally, he posted a photograph on Facebook along with a caption threatening to put the mystery prankster '6 feet under'.

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He wrote: "So guess what some little wank stain just did to me if I find you I will put you 6 feet under end of rant cunt [sic]', with a photo of the padlock dangling from his ear."

The more inquisitive among Tom's friends wondered how he didn't spot the perpetrator:

padlock
padlock

Clearly, this person was the fastest padlocker in the country. Luckily for Tom, this story does have a happy ending.

padlock
padlock

Way to throw off your shackles, Tom.

Topics: Prank

Sian Broderick

Sian is the Junior Editor of Tyla. She loves crap telly, anything leopard print, and never leaves the house without her gold hoops.

 

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