A woman with a zombie doll wife is hoping to spice up her marriage by giving polyamory a go and bringing a six foot male alien doll into the relationship.
I imagine she could do with a little more help around the house, what with her 10 doll children.
Massachusetts-based Felicity Kadlec says she feels a 'spiritual connection' with the dolls, whom she met online.
She previously made headlines for marrying a zombie doll named Kelly Rossi, in 2018.
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But it seems like that wasn't enough for the 26-year-old, as she's now wed another creepy-looking doll named Robert Kadlec. She was the one who proposed, apparently.
After putting a ring on the finger of Kelly, who we're told is 16 years her senior, Felicity started seeing Robert on the side shortly after they tied the knot.
All three are now in a happy polyamorous relationship.
The doll-lover explained that she met the dolls on a Halloween prop website called Creepy Collection, where she purchased both of them for $1,000 (£800).
Pictures of the wedding revealed zombie doll children too, which Felicity says the three are raising together, named Rachel, Luna, Billy, Holly, Victor, Marty, Finney, Gremly, Robbie and Molly.
But Felicity had also revealed that the throuple are expecting another zombie child doll, named Peter.
How - adorable?
The marriage with Robert took place on Valentine's Day, where her supportive grandfather led the ceremony, as the 25-year-old broke tradition and wore a red dress with a sparkly red bow in her hair, matching Robert's colours.
Kelly and her doll children were in attendance at the ceremony, as Felicity read her vows out, and answered 'I do' for both her and the doll.
She stated: “He says yes," as she kissed the doll.
The 25-year-old says that she identifies as objectum sexual, which is when you have sexual and romantic attraction to specific inanimate objects.
She explained the dynamics of their relationship more: "It's a polyamorous relationship,
"Sometimes, when it's time for bed I may only cuddle with Robert or Kelly. Sometimes it’s with both.
"I was the one to propose to Robert. I placed a ring on his finger and he looked at me and asked, 'Are you asking me to marry you?' I said, 'Yes.'"
Felicity continued: "They are dolls I met online and felt a spiritual connection with them and then I sent away for them because I felt the love.
”Kelly feels fine about me being with Robert because Robert and Kelly are good best friends.
"In the future, I'd like to take them out more without fear of judgment.
"Objectum sexuality is not a bad thing and not a disorder. It is a spiritual connection and not a delusion.
"I'd also like to put out there that I'm in therapy and my therapist sees nothing wrong with me loving my doll family."
Joshua Nair