A woman was forced to go to work with a big bruise on her forehead after making a cock-up with a sex toy. Watch here:
Charlotte Ryckeboer was at an adult-themed party with her mates last month when she made the fateful decision to stick a butt plug to her forehead. You know, as you do.
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The Belgian was keen to test its suction capabilities – which she had massively underestimated.
The 24-year-old soon realised it had formed a powerful seal on her forehead and 'didn't want to come off'.
After a lot of vigorous tugging, she was eventually able to extricate her face from the toy, with a round red mark left in its place.
You'd have thought the mark would have faded away soon enough, but in fact it started to turn purpley blue.
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Yep, Charlotte had managed to self-inflict a great big purpley blue butt plug face bruise.
The saleswoman, from Aalst, recalled: "We were having [an adult-themed] party. You invite some friends and someone who sells sex toys comes to your house to show all their products.
"You drink a little, laugh a little and at the end you can order things if you want to.
"They were explaining the butt plug and I stuck it on my head for fun. I pulled it but it didn’t want to come off my face."
She continued: "We were laughing and I was pulling harder but I didn’t realise it would leave a huge hickey.
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"I took it off and my friends were shocked because I had a huge red spot on my forehead, but after a few minutes it started to get purple and then became blue."
Charlotte's embarrassment was compounded the next day when she had to explain to her colleagues how she'd managed to sustain a perfectly round bruise in the middle of her forehead.
"It wasn't stuck on there for very long, maybe a minute, but I guess I pulled too hard," Charlotte reflected.
"I wanted to test how strong it was. I realised it might have been a bad idea to pull it so I took it off but it was already too late. My friends were laughing.
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"I had to go to work the next day, you could still see it a little bit so some people asked about it."
Keen to get rid of the mark, Charlotte looked up remedies, and found a hand whisk hack that apparently works by dispersing blood pooled under the skin.
She documented the tale on TikTok, and while the mark has now gone, the story shall forever remain.
Charlotte said: "After a week we had a meeting with the whole company. People I didn’t know came up to me saying they saw my TikTok."
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Let this tale serve as a reminder to us all to keep our butt plugs in our butts.
Topics: Viral
Jake Massey