Jon Hamm has admitted that he doesn’t quite understand the public fascination with his penis. Bet that wasn’t a sentence you thought you’d be reading today, was it?
In case you weren't aware of any such rumours, let me fill you in.
Basically, there’s been speculation that the 52-year-old Mad Men star is… erm… let’s keep it clean and say ‘well endowed’ in the pants, and that he occasionally likes to go commando.
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All seems very much like nobody else’s business, really, doesn’t it?
Anyway, regardless of what I may think, the rumours have persisted through the years and in 2016, Hamm addressed them during an interview with GQ Australia.
"It was a topic of fascination for other people, certainly not me," he said.
"By the way, as rumours go, not the worst."
Fair enough.
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However, a few years earlier, Hamm did admit that he thought the public talk about his private parts was a bit rude.
He said: "Most of it's tongue-in-cheek. But it is a little rude."
"It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have - a prurience. They're called 'privates' for a reason. I'm wearing pants, for f**k's sake. Lay off.
"I mean, it's not like I'm a f**king lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. "But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c**k, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal...
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“But whatever. I guess it's better than being called out for the opposite."
Fast forward a year and poor old Hamm was forced to comment on the contents of his trousers once again - this time he tackled the rumours that he likes to go without underpants when he gets the chance. No judgement from me, pal - got to be comfy.
He hit out: "Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d**k? "I can't believe I'm still talking about this.
"But I've worn underwear every day of my life and the fact that I'm painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying.
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"Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open yourself up to the positive and negative. It is what it is. If I get mad at it I'll look like a douchebag. But it's silly."
Silly and creepy, if you ask me. Listen, guys, can we all move on from Jon’s Johnson now?
Topics: Celebrity, Weird, TV and Film
Claire Reid