Adult star Lisa Ann reassures virgin with micropenis that 'size doesn't matter'

Lisa Ann is a legendary figure in the adult film industry and is well equipped to answer any questions about d**ks.

After all, she has worked with many, often having to walk 'out on a lot of porn sets' when directors' requests would get out of hand.

But in this case, we're talking about penis size, not horrible people.

The retired porn star, 52, who rose to fame after satirising Republican politician Sarah Palin in Who's Nailin' Paylin? back in 2008, once gave some sound advice to a 46-year-old virgin, worried about his size.

It all started on Lisa's Dudes Do Better podcast, when she was interviewing fellow porn star, Nicole Doshi, back in 2022.

During the episode, Lisa began to read some letters from fans.

One question read: "I’m 46 years old and I’ve never been with a woman… my question is, what does sex actually feel like?

"Being overweight also means I have a micro-penis which is only three inches long. Would I ever please a woman?"

Lisa was quick to reassure her concerned follower.

She said: "We have to let go of the bad experiences we’ve had in order to open the door for good experiences to happen."

Which, if you think about it, is actually pretty sound life advice.

Lisa went on to say that size doesn't really matter: "As for a smaller penis, men need to understand that women care a lot less about that than you think."

She went on to explain a pretty huge industry secret: "The reason a lot of the men look bigger in the industry is because they’re lean, so it gives a good backdrop, it’s common sense, makes it look bigger, just like trimming the hair."

Lisa went on to urge the fan that: "It is never too late, and I am sure there are many women out there your age, who would be so happy to spend time with you."

However, Lisa didn't stop there, she went on to reassure the wider male pollution and plead for guys to 'stop measuring your penis' because what woman has ever gone and said to a guy 'hold on, let me measure it first, because if it doesn’t reach a certain amount then I don’t want to do it'.

"It’s not that way, we care so much less about it than you even think - your personality, your energy, your attitude, your vibe, that’s what’s important," she added.

Stop living in the past lads.