Man Who Can Fart With His Hands Gets Four Yeses On BGT
Britain's Got Talent has the ability to reduce you to tears, stun you into silence and make you wonder WTF you're doing watching it.
The latter occurred tonight when Guy First took to the stage with his 'extraordinary' talent - depends what your definition of 'extraordinary' is of course.
That's right - Guy can fart with his hands. Impressive, eh? Massive statement right there.
The musical flatulence performer (if that's such a thing), from Isreal, treated the judges to his very own renditions of songs which included 'Ghostbusters' and 'Eye Of The Tiger'.
And he got very involved in the process.
Not only did Simon Cowell, by some miracle, crack a smile during the performance but Guy ended up bagging himself a standing ovation when he finished... erm, farting. Cowell's gone soft. It's official.
Regardless of how unimpressed you can probably tell I was by this whole catastrophe, people on Twitter were loving him.
Simon: Ma'am, what kind of act would like to see on the royal variety this year?- :woman::vulcan: (@LaurenMcKenna92) April 13, 2019
Queen: Oh you know someone who can make fart sounds with his hands but would also do a well known tune with his hands #BGT pic.twitter.com/d934q3fI3R
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I know it is uncool to like #BGT but the kids love watching it with me and we have all cried laughing at the bloke with the hand fart singing.- mrsb (@Mrs_Bentos) April 13, 2019
However, someone a little more on my wavelength commented: "Why is the fart hand man getting a standing ovation? I'm lost." YOU AND ME TOO, MY FRIEND. YOU AND ME TOO.
Another added: "What fuckin planet are these judges on...Hand fart man was bloody awful..As if the Queen wants to see that...#BGT".
Last week we found ourselves watching a much more emotive audition, when David Walliams tearfully pressed his golden buzzer for a school choir when they performer a version of Queen's 'Don't Stop Me Now'.
Walliams was in floods of tears as the choir performed their chaotic, but somehow endearing, version of the Queen classic.
:star2: FIRST GOLDEN BUZZER OF THE SERIES :star2: (we're not crying, YOU'RE crying) Flakefleet Primary School have a pass straight to the semi-finals #BGT #BritainsGotTalent pic.twitter.com/On2Vl9oivK- Britain's Got Talent (@BGT) April 6, 2019
To be fair, Ant was pretty choked up and emotional himself as he held the little girl in his arms.
The popular talent show has returned for a 13th edition, with Amanda Holden, Alesha Dixon, David Walliams and - of course - Simon Cowell running the rule over a whole load of potential hopefuls.
Some of them are awful, and some of them are great, as you'd expect... not mentioning any names.
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