Jason Biggs' wife shares epic response to teacher's 'penis' problem with son
The wife of American Pie star Jason Biggs has officially won the internet after sharing her incredible response to a concerned teacher who reached out about her son.
Biggs and his wife, Jenny Mollen, recently went on a trip to Copenhagen without their eight-year-old son, who instead stayed at home and carried on attending school as normal.
Like any kid with a story to tell, the young student couldn't resist sharing the details of his parents' trip with his classmates and so announced that they were on an 'adult trip'. He didn't stop there, though.
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In an email to Mollen while she was abroad, her son's teacher explained that the student told his friends his parents had been 'eating tons of penis'.
"While I hate to bother you on your vacation, I felt strongly that you should be aware and perhaps address this issue at your earliest convenience," the teacher wrote.
Hearing that your child has been discussing your plans to 'eat penis' is, obviously, every parent's nightmare. But in this particular instance, the penis probably isn't exactly what you're expecting.
Mollen shared images of her exchange with the teacher on Instagram, including her response which explained her son was 'not lying'.
She included an image of a menu taken from a restaurant on her trip, which included all sorts of bizarre-sounding items including 'grilled reindeer heart', 'brain custard with pollen', 'reindeer blood caramel', and, most notably, 'reindeer penis ragout'.
Before you ask, no, this wasn't advertised as a Halloween menu. Just the lineup for 'Game and Forest Season 2022'.
In her response, Mollen circled the reindeer penis ragout and wrote: "Dear Karen, He not lying. I have been eating tons of penis on this trip. Def gonna need to reign it in when I get home. Thank you so much for checking in on me. See you at drop off!"
The response has been applauded by fellow internet users, one of who described Mollen's message as 'the best thing [they've] read all month'.
"I can’t. This is amazing," another responded.
It's unclear whether Mollen ever decided to clear up the situation with her son or not, but at least the teacher can rest assured that he wasn't actually going around telling his classmates X-rated stories about his own parents.
Regardless, Mollen and Biggs will definitely have a funny tale to share with their son when he's old enough to know better!
Topics: Celebrity, TV and Film, Instagram, Viral
Emily Brown