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People are disgusted after seeing what fluid band are selling as merch with huge price tag

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Published 12:57 12 Jul 2025 GMT+1

People are disgusted after seeing what fluid band are selling as merch with huge price tag

If you bought any of this, please make better choices

James Moorhouse

James Moorhouse

People on social media have been left feeling sick after seeing what an American band decided to sell as merch at a recent gig.

While some band merch can be pretty cool, such as Lidl's recent Oasis jacket which allows wearers to 'get the badge in', a lot of it can be very overpriced or completely unnecessary.

Profanatica, a US black metal band, decided to think outside of the box for one of their gigs by selling a bodily fluid at the merch table.

Now, I'm not one to kink shame, but for the band to sell founder and drummer Paul Ledney's ejaculate really does make you want to stop the world and get off.

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Perhaps his spit or sweat might have just about been OK, but the tactfully labelled 'Paul's actual c*m' feels like a step too far, especially considering it was on sale at the low low price of just $50, and presumably its homemade nature means that Donald Trump's tariffs didn't even push the price up.

The merch table featuring the bodily fluid (X)
The merch table featuring the bodily fluid (X)

Some fans even suggested that it was originally priced at $100, but clearly $50 is the most sensible folks will pay for another man's seed.

The worst part? It sold out. I hope Paul has faith in his fans as the idea of selling your own DNA to some potentially crazed fans could definitely lead to a few consequences that you might want to avoid.

One user on X wrote: "I'm sorry but this is absolutely FOUL behavior from Profanatica

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"Selling bodily fluids at a merch table isn’t edgy - it’s disgusting."

Profanatica have some interesting ideas about merch (X/@theOTCSlayer)
Profanatica have some interesting ideas about merch (X/@theOTCSlayer)

Commenters tended to agree that this is the sort of thing most people don't want to see.

One commented: "This isn't even edgy or provocative, this is just straight up nasty and a biohazard."

Another said: "If it’s 18+ or 21+ I don’t have an issue, it’s gross and weird, and risky in ways that I wouldn’t put myself out there, but as long as no minors are there, it’s above board to me."

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Others did stick up for the band and suggested that it was par for the course, given some of their lyrics include: "I vomit on god's child. Lungs of hell. Burn the heavens. Crosses bleed. Blood of angels. Pale skin shredded."

Perhaps we shouldn't be surprised, given the popularity of the soap made of Sydney Sweeney's bathwater scented soap recently.

LADbible group has contacted Profanatica for comment.

Featured Image Credit: x/theOTCslayer

Topics: Music, Social Media

James Moorhouse
James Moorhouse

James is a NCTJ Gold Standard journalist covering a wide range of topics and news stories for LADbible. After two years in football writing, James switched to covering news with Newsquest in Cumbria, before joining the LAD team in 2025. In his spare time, James is a long-suffering Rochdale fan and loves reading, running and music. Contact him via [email protected]

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