Tommy Lee’s wife says her vagina looks like ‘spat out beef jerky’ after marrying the rockstar

"I used to do stand-up many years ago, not a lot of people know that about me," the 36-year-old told her audience.

"Then I stopped doing stand-up comedy and I married Tommy Lee.

She then asked to cheers and claps from the audience: "You guys know about Tommy Lee?"

The stand-up comic then went in for the kill.

"Now I should be doing sit-down comedy for the rest of my life. Jesus Christ,” she joked.

But she didn't stop there,

"My God, does anyone have a f***ing ice pack or heating pad?” she asked the crowd.

"My vagina was normal, okay? It was normal and nice and cute… That's what mine looked like 'til I met him.

"Have you ever chewed up beef jerky and spit it out? That’s what I’m working with right now."

And we will now add that to the list of things we wish we never knew.

She added: "Thank you to everyone who came out last night. More dates will be announced soon."

She then added a meme of a revolted-looking Elmo that accurately summed up how we felt hearing her candid confession.

The caption alongside that read: "The audience watching me do an act out of a vagina."

Furlan married the 60-year-old rocker in 2019 after meeting on Raya, an exclusive, application-only dating app.

The loved-up couple is known for being incredibly open about their sex life.

He wrote: "Ooopppsss."

Lee later revealed the public penis picture was the result of a 'motherf***ing bender'.

"I got f*****g sideways as f**k and got naked and posted pictures of my d**k," he revealed later that same month.

At least with that one you have to voluntarily subscribe instead of happening across crude vagina jokes on the internet by accident.

So, in the spirit of sharing: You're welcome.