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Tommy Lee’s wife says her vagina looks like ‘spat out beef jerky’ after marrying the rockstar

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Updated 11:32 5 Apr 2023 GMT+1Published 01:29 5 Apr 2023 GMT+1

Tommy Lee’s wife says her vagina looks like ‘spat out beef jerky’ after marrying the rockstar

Let's just add this to the list of things we wish we didn't know, shall we?

Rachel Lang

Rachel Lang

Tommy Lee's wife, Brittany Furlan, has returned to stand-up comedy and has used her debut to give fans an insight into her marriage with the Mötley Crüe rocker.

The comedian decided to get candid with her audience, and now we're wondering if some things are better left unsaid.

"I used to do stand-up many years ago, not a lot of people know that about me," the 36-year-old told her audience.

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"Then I stopped doing stand-up comedy and I married Tommy Lee.

She then asked to cheers and claps from the audience: "You guys know about Tommy Lee?"

The stand-up comic then went in for the kill.

"Now I should be doing sit-down comedy for the rest of my life. Jesus Christ,” she joked.

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But she didn't stop there,

"My God, does anyone have a f***ing ice pack or heating pad?” she asked the crowd.

"My vagina was normal, okay? It was normal and nice and cute… That's what mine looked like 'til I met him.

"Have you ever chewed up beef jerky and spit it out? That’s what I’m working with right now."

And we will now add that to the list of things we wish we never knew.

The funny gal shared the footage to social media with the caption: "It's good to be back baby."

She added: "Thank you to everyone who came out last night. More dates will be announced soon."

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She then added a meme of a revolted-looking Elmo that accurately summed up how we felt hearing her candid confession.

The caption alongside that read: "The audience watching me do an act out of a vagina."

Furlan married the 60-year-old rocker in 2019 after meeting on Raya, an exclusive, application-only dating app.

The loved-up couple is known for being incredibly open about their sex life.

Tommy Lee horrified his social media followers on Thursday when he posted a full frontal naked photo.
Instagram/TommyLee

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In August, Lee decided to share a full-frontal shot of his startling appendage to Instagram alongside a simple caption.

He wrote: "Ooopppsss."

Lee later revealed the public penis picture was the result of a 'motherf***ing bender'.

"I got f*****g sideways as f**k and got naked and posted pictures of my d**k," he revealed later that same month.

It was later taken down from Instagram, with the infamous rock star starting his own OnlyFans account so he could be 'free as f**k' to share whatever he liked whenever he liked.

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At least with that one you have to voluntarily subscribe instead of happening across crude vagina jokes on the internet by accident.

So, in the spirit of sharing: You're welcome.

Featured Image Credit: Instagram/Tommy Lee. Instagram/Brittany Furlan Lee

Topics: Celebrity, Sex and Relationships

Rachel Lang
Rachel Lang

Rachel Lang is a Digital Journalist at LADbible. During her career, she has interviewed Aussie PM Malcolm Turnbull in the lead up to the 2016 federal election, ran an editorial campaign on the war in Yemen, and reported on homelessness in the lead-up to Harry and Meghan’s wedding in Windsor. She also once wrote a yarn on the cheese and wine version of Fyre Festival.

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