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Vicky Pattison says her fiancé has been instructed to watch porn and masturbate

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Updated 09:17 4 Sep 2025 GMT+1Published 15:39 20 Dec 2022 GMT

Vicky Pattison says her fiancé has been instructed to watch porn and masturbate

The Geordie Shore star spoke about her fiancé on her podcast

Emily Brown

Emily Brown

Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison has revealed her fiancé was given strict instructions to watch porn and masturbate, prompting her to jokingly label him a 'd**khead'.

How does the saying go again? "A w*nk a day keeps the doctor away?"

Not quite, but Pattison revealed on her new podcast that porn and masturbation were quite literally what the doctor ordered for her fiancé Ercan Ramadan. Now there's an excuse if I've ever heard one.

While speaking with model Bianca Gascoigne, Pattison explained that she and Ramadan recently kicked off their egg-freezing journey which will hopefully allow them to have kids if they decide to in the future.

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"I was saying I was going to do it and I think if I'm honest with myself it's the reason I'd been putting it off," Pattison said.

"I was waiting for this moment where I was actually ready to try and conceive naturally. I was waiting for that moment when I had a house – and I love Ercan and I know we're gonna be together and I want a baby now, and I was waiting for that moment... it just didn't happen...

"God, if you keep waiting for that lightbulb moment where you're like 'oh yeah I'm ready to be a mother' you may potentially lose that opportunity where you can even freeze some good eggs," she continued.

Pattison and Ramadan have started their egg freezing process (Alamy Stock Photo)
Pattison and Ramadan have started their egg freezing process (Alamy Stock Photo)

As part of the process, Ramadan was asked to supply a 'sample' while at the doctors, and we all know what that involves.

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Pattison explained: "Ercan then totted off with his little cup to go and watch porn in a little room and honestly I was like 'this is just a nice Monday afternoon for you, isn't it d**khead?'"

The Geordie Shore star explained in a post on Instagram earlier this week that both she and Ramadan underwent a 'series of scans and tests' and joked that it was 'a sight to behold' watching her fiancé 'toddle off' with his cup.

"Luckily we're all healthy and in a good position to prepare for the egg retrieval process in the new year," Pattison continued, adding: "Then if everything goes to plan we'll make our gorgeous little embryos and our frozen family will be there waiting for us When we do decide to start that next chapter of [our] lives."

"I want women to be aware that there is more than one route to motherhood and happiness."

Featured Image Credit: @vickypattison/Instagram

Topics: Geordie Shore, Sex and Relationships, Celebrity, Parenting

Emily Brown
Emily Brown

Emily Brown is the Community Desk Lead at LADbible Group. Emily first began delivering news when she was just 11 years old - with a paper route. She went on to graduate with a BA Hons in English Language in the Media from Lancaster University before contributing to The Sunday Times Travel Magazine and Student Problems. She joined UNILAD in 2018 to cover breaking news, trending stories and longer form features, and now works as Community Desk Lead to commission and write human interest stories from across the globe.

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