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This brother and sister duo are clearly a right fucking handful judging by the note their parents left them in the house when they went on holiday.
The brilliant note has gone viral on Twitter after Robbie tweeted: 'When yer maw n da are going on holiday n have trust issues...'. I might be wrong, but I'm guessing the family are Scottish. Just a hunch.
Side note: Scottish Twitter is the best thing ever and you need to get on it immediately. This account RTs some of the best.
Back to the story, check out the fucking note. I'm cracking up here.
It's been re-tweeted nearly 7,000 times and liked 13,000 times.
It reads: "K + R. I love u both very much but lets face it yous are arseholes! I know you both like to try and outdo each other in the 'who can fuck up the most' category, so please DON'T feel the need to express yourself's when I'm gone. BAD things happens.
"KATIE. I DON'T want another letter from the council reg anti-social behaviour or a visit from Police Scotland's finest. If you go out, please come back! Granny Mo does NOT want to report you missing in action. Remember - the dog. Yes, dogs need to be fed every day just like you. YOU are the responsible one (hard to believe). Look after Robbie because let's face it the boy's half daft and can barely tie his shoe laces, life can be difficult for him.
"ROBBIE. Remember you have a job you need to go to every day (mon-fri). Please inform your squad that our log cabin is not a drug den or a 24 hour bar. Please also refrain from drinking the place dry and I know you are all growing boys but please don't eat the entire contents of the fridge in 1 night. Plants and ornaments stay in the garden and believe it or not our neighbours DON'T like it when one of your amigos drive up and down the street on their shitty wee dirtbike. I have left money for essentials ie - bread and milk not - DRUGS, GLENS, MAD DOG, HOOKERS AND DOMINOS!!!
"If you run out of food please ring Granny Mo she will no doubt bring you a bag of M + S finest cause she thinks yous are sweet and angelic. For anything major phone Granda Sean as Granny Mo will panic. Nobody else in the family nearby like yous anyway so no need to contact anyone else.
"So REMEMBER. Kenny, Wull and Wee Lewy deserve a holiday free from stress and worry. If you do anything to ruin it you will face my eternal wrath. AGAIN LOVE YOU BOTH." (Sic)
She doesn't mince her words does she?!
Fucking brilliant.
Words by Mel Ramsay
Topics: Kids, Parents, Twitter, Note
