This Dad's Retirement Email May Be One Of The Best You'll Read

There will come a point in all of our lives when we have to dictate a retirement email.

It's years and years away for most of us, but it's never too early to start planning an epic farewell note.

It's different from just leaving a job, retirement means you can say 'fuck you' to employers and working life, only to spend the rest of your years watching repeats of Dave in your slippers.

This lad's dad got it spot on when he sent an email which wouldn't have been much different if he'd just attached a photo of his middle finger.

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"I always did my best to push back the foreskin of technology" might be one of the best sentences I've ever read.

I'm off to start my first draft.

Featured image credit: danibrin via Reddit

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.