NO SPOILERS, DON'T WORRY. YOU HAVEN'T CHEATED ON ME SO IT'S FINE.
For many of us, every Monday is a nightmare. If you have a job, it's a tense day. One guy who works here gets up extra early so that he can watch it before work. I don't have that level of dedication; I like sleep.
So every week, Game of Thrones is ruined. Every. Damn. Week. But that's one of the perils of working in social media.
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This story follows the adventures of a guy who fucked up. He fucked up bad. To be fair, he probably deserves exactly what his ex-girlfriend is giving him. The lesson we can all learn from this? Split up with your girlfriend BEFORE you hook up with someone else. Got it? Good.
This appeared on Reddit by user Khalessiscorned before being hastily deleted. Probably due to all the hate he was getting.
Credit: Reddit
In case you can't make it out, it reads:
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"My ex, we'll call her Dany, and I were together for nearly a year. We broke up a couple months ago, due to distance and just not being right for each other. The majority of our relationship was long distance, while I worked abroad, and communication was hard.
"I had a lot of jealousy issues, due to Dany having a lot of male friends and she'd slept with a lot of guys. I let this get the better of me and I cheated on her with my ex and other girls. She found out shortly after we broke up, and understandably hates me. We had a massive argument after the break up, where I said some nasty things that I regret, and now she doesn't talk to me or want anything to do with me.
"When we are together, Dany introduced me to Game Of Thrones, and I got addicted to it. Unfortunately while abroad, I wasn't able I watch it live, and usually it would take a while to find a good stream, if at all. The internet out there was bad.
"Dany blocked me on every form of communication when we broke up. But, on the Monday after season 6 premiered she unblocked me and I saw I had messages from her. I was excited because I thought maybe she forgave me and we could move on, but it was literally just every spoiler from the first episode.
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"Since then she spoils the show for me every week. I tried to ask her to stop but she blocks me immediately after she sends the message. I blocked her on Whatsapp, but she did it via Facebook. Then the next week it was text. She even borrowed one of our mutual friend's phones to do it, and I fell for that. (Our mutual friends are all closer to her and apparently hate me now because of what she's told them about me). I can't watch it before she ruins it because I have to wait til my girlfriend (my ex ex) is home from work to watch with her.
"I know I didn't treat her very well but I just want to watch my favourite show again. Is there anyway I can get Dany to stop or make peace so she won't ruin the show anymore?
"TL;DR : I cheated on my ex during our relationship and she found out shortly after we broke up. She's blocked me on everything, but briefly unblocks me every Monday to send me Game Of Thrones spoilers before I can watch it. How can I get her to stop?"
Understandably, people were fuming.
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Questions were raised though, if you block someone on Facebook and unblock them, you have to wait 48 hours before blocking again.
I even tested it by blocking my very handsome and talented co-worker, George Pavlou.
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But apparently, his ex created new profiles of 'hot girls' so that he'd accept, and then sent them off that.
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Brilliant.
Words by Mel Ramsay
Featured Image Credit:Topics: Game of Thrones