Sainsbury's Wants To Ruin Your Family This Father's Day
It's Father's Day. You may have already noticed, due to the fact that every single person on your newsfeed seems to have 'the best dad in the world'. Unless your dad has Facebook, this is a pointless exercise. No-one cares.
Anyway. Sainsbury's seem to have decided to fuck up this beautiful day of thanks towards your dad-like person. They want you to make them a nice bacon butty, take it up to them, and watch their face as they bite into it and realise that a) there's no ketchup and b) it has peanut butter on it.
Peanut butter and bacon?! Christ. If that's not going to start an argument I don't know what will.
Apparently, peanut butter and bacon is a glorious combination - but I'm not convinced. Probably not the best person to have an opinion though because I think peanut butter is the face cream of the devil.
'Treat Dad like a king'... maybe, just maybe, instead of peanut butter you could just add more bacon. THAT'S treating your dad like a king.
Twitter responded in its typical fashion...
Treat Dad like a king this Father's Day by adding another bacon buttie to his bacon buttie. #littletwists- Ricardo Bald (@Ricardo_Bald) 18 June 2016
Sainsbury's Twists reaches"peanut butter in a bacon sandwich", surely run by someone who *does* understand food, briefed to troll the nation- Hairy Agos (@jamiehas) 18 June 2016
@sainsburys Anyone who ruins either my bacon butty or my peanut butter sarny by "crossing the streams" will pay a heavy price indeed.- Trefor Walters (@IAmTrefor) 17 June 2016
@sainsburys only if my son wants my boot up his arse, peanut butter in a bacon sarnie, heretics.- Robert Cosham (@cosham14) 17 June 2016
Like the bacon, I'm done.
Words by Mel Ramsay
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