This morning, we wrote about the fact that there's a 'secret' inbox on Facebook. For a lot of you, this was BRAND NEW INFORMATION.
Then, you started sending us in screenshots of some of the weird, fucked up things you've been sent. And I've got to say... wow. I thought mine was weird. For example, some guy messaged me this:
Not at all creepy, Craig.
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Also this...
No such thing as a silly question, Lewis. Yes. I do.
Finally, and my personal favourite...
Nah, I'm sound me, Marius. Thanks though.
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There's a shit tonne of them. Cheers to everyone who sent them over. For obvious reasons, there are certain screenshots we can't use... but trust me. You don't want to see them.
First up, Marnie emailed us with this very keen admirer...
My favourite part of this is that he made her a New Year's picture with her own face. Then sent a selfie. Genius.
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The next one is a real missed opportunity:
Kristofer just wants to watch the world burn.
Who's Stephanie?
No-one ever messages me offering free trips.
I don't even know what Michael means here.
k.
To be fair, lasagna is always a good conversation starter.
Oh dear.
Janice went to the same high school as me. Hey, Janice.
....what?
Classic Zhakir.
Who's asking?
John seems like a nice bloke.
This girl was just inundated with weird messages from creepy dudes.
Who's Hollie? Is she friends with Stephanie?
This seems like an invitation.
So there you go. I feel like I know the Facebook community a bit better now. Very creepy.
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Words by Mel Ramsay
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