What do you look for in a prospective partner? Good looks? Intelligence? Banter?
What about an interesting party trick? How about one that involves teeth?
Well rest assured, ITV has found the perfect woman. Hannah from Birmingham will appear on the latest episode of dating show Take Me Out, and boy does she get the audience's attention.
As the contestants are being introduced, host Paddy McGuiness saunters over to Hannah and asks whether or not she has a particular party trick she'd like to show off.
You can tell by the look on Hannah's face that she clearly thought: "oh fuck, do I really have to do this in front of everyone."
Yes Hannah, you sure do.
You can't help your mind going to the gutter when we find out that the trick in question involves a cucumber.
But the weird factor goes sky high when Hannah reveals that her talent is being able to peel a cucumber using just her teeth.
Take a look here of her showing off her fucking weird incredible talent:
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I'll be eagerly waiting to see if the party trick gets the attention of the budding bachelor.
If you're unfamiliar with the programme, it's a TV dating show where a man stands in front of 30 women and describes himself. Over the course of several rounds, the ladies can either keep their light on if they want to date him, or flick it off if they're not interested.
Sometimes it can be absolutely brutal for the guys.
Take Wyatt from Brighton who resembles a very young Lucius Malfoy. After arriving on the set and blowing a few kisses towards the women, he went from 30 lights on to just five.
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Maybe if Wyatt had a special talent like Hannah, he might have received a bit more loving. But even a cool talent doesn't ensure favour with the ladies.
Poor Tony entered round three with 16 lights still on, not bad tony, not bad. But as he tries to wow the contestants with a bunch of backflips and gymnastic tricks - the girls aren't so impressed.
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Even though Tony has a body crafted from the gods - his talent saw 10 women flick their lights off!
But luckily Tony didn't have to suffer through one of the most painfully awkward moments like Nick had to in season seven.
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Not only is standing in front of a bunch of women and having to sell yourself hard enough, but when you're doing it in front of your ex-girlfriend then I wouldn't blame Nick for jumping off the set.
But look, if you're going on a TV dating show then you're almost always going to encounter some trouble.
Maybe save the quirky tricks or hidden talents for date number two?
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